As I have yet to see a second of the first half, here are Brooks' thoughts as transcribed to me:
1. John Parker Wilson is a system quarterback only because the Alabama system needs a quarterback. If 30 direct snaps to Glen Coffee worked, I would imagine that is what Saban would do.
2. The SEC is not defensive conference, despite what it would like you to think. It openly accepts criticism and massive amounts of yards past the line of scrimmage.
3. Urban Meyer is wearing a white windbreaker, obviously he has got spring practices on his mind. Hopefully, he finds his shuttlecock in time for the club championship.
Half Time Show Thoughts
The half time show has been awkwardly awesome thus far.
Half Time Show Thoughts
The half time show has been awkwardly awesome thus far.
Not confined by the secrecy of a studio desk, Archie Manning is openly displaying that he likes to wear shoes that don't match his suit. Apparently Cooper picked them out for him. Also, that suit he is wearing is priceless . . . literally. It looks like he went to some 2nd hand Gucci shop in the Meat Packing District while visiting Eli.
Spencer Tillman is wearing the smokey persian eye described previously in Best in Show.
The crew gets sentimental as they recognize this is the last time they will be together until the commercial break. They conclude with a previously choreographed, but poorly executed 4-way fist bump.
13:13 left in the 3rd
Florida looks confused as they are ushered off the field only after three plays. They hastily dress someone on the sideline and send him on the field to "punt"
7:44 left in the 3rd
Despite his best efforts, John Parker Wilson cannot incomplete a pass to Julio Jones on this drive. He finally succeeds on a 2nd and 5 by turning him around and throwing it out of the end zone. Jones looks at Wilson as if to say "well played sir"
On a long third and five, Glenn Coffee breaks away from initial contact and drives for a first down. Verne Lundquist commends him on a "great second effort," words Coffee normally hears from his professors after taking a make-up exam.
6:13 left in the 3rd
Mark Ingram pounds it in from the goal line to tie the game at 17. I am still trying to figure out if Ingram is the lightening to Coffee's thunder or the sweet to his low. Either way, that was a Splenda drive by Alabama . . . terrible.
3:45 left in the 3rd
After quickly driving into Alabama territory, the Gators are stopped on 3rd & 10 and are forced to attempt a field goal. Jonathan Smith kicks it wide right, missing for the first time this season. Tracy Wolfson is reporting on the sideline that Tebow has just replaced Smith on the depth chart.
7 seconds left in the 3rd
J.P. Wilson desperately attempts to make a play on his own on 3rd and 8. The result, a Alabama field goal attempt. It is good from 27 and the Tide take a 20-17 lead.
11:56 Left in the 4th
CBS' Gary Danielson hates on Tebow by pointing out that he has never won a game after trailing in the 3rd Quarter (0-5). Sideline microphones detect Tebow saying that Danielson has never vaccinated an African orphan. Both make compelling arguments, we'll have to wait and see if they are both true after the final whistle blows.
7: 27 Left in the 4th
The Gators reclaim the lead after Jeff Demps unnecessarily hurdles into the end zone from two yards out, 24-20.
13:13 left in the 3rd
Florida looks confused as they are ushered off the field only after three plays. They hastily dress someone on the sideline and send him on the field to "punt"
7:44 left in the 3rd
Despite his best efforts, John Parker Wilson cannot incomplete a pass to Julio Jones on this drive. He finally succeeds on a 2nd and 5 by turning him around and throwing it out of the end zone. Jones looks at Wilson as if to say "well played sir"
On a long third and five, Glenn Coffee breaks away from initial contact and drives for a first down. Verne Lundquist commends him on a "great second effort," words Coffee normally hears from his professors after taking a make-up exam.
6:13 left in the 3rd
Mark Ingram pounds it in from the goal line to tie the game at 17. I am still trying to figure out if Ingram is the lightening to Coffee's thunder or the sweet to his low. Either way, that was a Splenda drive by Alabama . . . terrible.
3:45 left in the 3rd
After quickly driving into Alabama territory, the Gators are stopped on 3rd & 10 and are forced to attempt a field goal. Jonathan Smith kicks it wide right, missing for the first time this season. Tracy Wolfson is reporting on the sideline that Tebow has just replaced Smith on the depth chart.
7 seconds left in the 3rd
J.P. Wilson desperately attempts to make a play on his own on 3rd and 8. The result, a Alabama field goal attempt. It is good from 27 and the Tide take a 20-17 lead.
11:56 Left in the 4th
CBS' Gary Danielson hates on Tebow by pointing out that he has never won a game after trailing in the 3rd Quarter (0-5). Sideline microphones detect Tebow saying that Danielson has never vaccinated an African orphan. Both make compelling arguments, we'll have to wait and see if they are both true after the final whistle blows.
7: 27 Left in the 4th
The Gators reclaim the lead after Jeff Demps unnecessarily hurdles into the end zone from two yards out, 24-20.
On the ensuing possession, Julio Jones gets hurt on the sideline after J.P. Wilson throws into double coverage. Alabama may have to forfeit as he is their only receiver.
Although Jones limps back into the game, Florida sacks Wilson, who seemed to be going down on his own volition, forcing Alabama to punt.
4:01 Left in the 4th
Alabama needs a stop. With an efficient ground game, Florida has the ability to bleed the clock like a Civil War patient.
4:01 Left in the 4th
Alabama needs a stop. With an efficient ground game, Florida has the ability to bleed the clock like a Civil War patient.
Instead, Tebow says "I'm Tim Tebow, bitch" and completes two long passes to get the ball inside the Alabama 10 yard line
I think Superman just soiled his Tebow pajamas. So did Verne Lundquist.
2:20 Left in the 4th
After Urban Meyer gets penalized five yards for caring too much, Tebow throws a scoring strike to put this game seemingly on ice, 31-20.
2:20 Left in the 4th
After Urban Meyer gets penalized five yards for caring too much, Tebow throws a scoring strike to put this game seemingly on ice, 31-20.
Gary Danielson declares that if he started a franchise in college football, he would choose Tebow to be his quarterback. Unfortunately for Danielson, Tebow only has one year of eligibility left and franchises don't fucking exist in college football.
1:35 Left in the 4th
J.P. Wilson throws the most predictable interception of the season.
1:35 Left in the 4th
J.P. Wilson throws the most predictable interception of the season.
The game has now entered garbage time and the audience is treated to a shot of the Tebow family in the crowd. Lundquist mentions they are missionaries who just returned from Bangledesh after they failed to convert the country to the Spread-Option Offense
End of Game
Tebow was flat-out impressive in the last 15 minutes of the game. I don't care what any body says, in 3 years, I am buying my next car from Tim Tebow.
End of Game
Tebow was flat-out impressive in the last 15 minutes of the game. I don't care what any body says, in 3 years, I am buying my next car from Tim Tebow.
In typical Urban Meyer fashion, he keeps the post-game interview short and smarmy and Tebow proclaims he will use his Heisman vote on Jesus. A unintentionally blasphemous Crabtree is flattered.
Florida is in the National Championship Game and now awaits the outcome of Oklahoma's 63-14 thrashing of Missouri later this evening.
Enjoy the Big 12 "Championship" "Game" this evening and take care.
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